Post by JASON LEROY DIKAUS on Dec 21, 2011 1:30:33 GMT -5
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Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says... Oh, shit.
Jason is your classic "John Bender" juvenile delinquent. He's covered from head to toe in tattoos, smokes a pack and a half a day (and it's not always cigarettes, mind you). He's a douchebag, doing all he can to dig underneath people's skins. Make no mistake, when Jason goes to make fun of you and figure out what makes you tick, he's not doing it to get to know you better. He doesn't like you. Jason likes sex (with girls). He likes marijuana and cigarettes. He likes partying hard and crashing harder. But he does not like you.
friends - Despite the whole not liking people in general thing, Jason does seem to have a lot of friends. He still doesn't like most of them, but hey, they're pretty tolerable (especially after smokin' a bowl or two). So lots! But maybe not many of the responsible type.
enemies - He doesn't like you. So a lot of people dislike him right back. Mostly the semi-respectable people. Once again, lots!
lovers - UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF (Jason does have a plot going on with a certain little thang called Evelyn Ayres. HOWEVER. He has like a million fuck buddies. Females, thank you; Jason ain't no fag.
friends - Despite the whole not liking people in general thing, Jason does seem to have a lot of friends. He still doesn't like most of them, but hey, they're pretty tolerable (especially after smokin' a bowl or two). So lots! But maybe not many of the responsible type.
enemies - He doesn't like you. So a lot of people dislike him right back. Mostly the semi-respectable people. Once again, lots!
lovers - UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF (Jason does have a plot going on with a certain little thang called Evelyn Ayres. HOWEVER. He has like a million fuck buddies. Females, thank you; Jason ain't no fag.
relationships
EVELYN AYRES: A love story in the works.
GENIE WALSH: Fuck buddy (like every female Jason associates with), possible inquirer of "the past."
ACE STYX: BROS 4 LYYFFE basically they beat each other up all the time but they're bros so.
EDGAR VALKYRIE: BROMANCE it's very odd, but it happened, most likely due to the fact that they share a power
MASSY ROY: A strange, creepy friendship that consists of him making creepy pick up lines but never actually going for it. "I don't like picking cherries. Virgins are terrible in bed."
CRYSTAL DODGE: pot smoking buddy//occasional sex machines
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ACE STYX: BROS 4 LYYFFE basically they beat each other up all the time but they're bros so.
EDGAR VALKYRIE: BROMANCE it's very odd, but it happened, most likely due to the fact that they share a power
MASSY ROY: A strange, creepy friendship that consists of him making creepy pick up lines but never actually going for it. "I don't like picking cherries. Virgins are terrible in bed."
CRYSTAL DODGE: pot smoking buddy//occasional sex machines
